All the Gnews That's Fit To Print

After much negotiation and high level meeting type things, it has been determined that One Monkey Media is going BIG TIME!

To that end, we are going to be setting up a schedule. This schedule will be met, rain or shine, and it is all designed to bring you the best and most interesting entertainment and commentary on life.

As of right now, the following is the schedule.

Monday: The Podcast. It features Chris Parker (me) and Alley in an on going series of discussions on the world around us, as we see it. Tune in for rants and raves on stupid people, stupid situations and the stupid things we do. (look, I broke a grammatical rule right there, and it felt awesome!).

Tuesday: Short Fiction Day. This day will present to you the very best in random fictitious content. It will feature both my work, and the work of people I swindle, subvert, blackmail, and extort in to providing for you.

Wednesday: List Day. This will feature various lists like this, and this, and maybe even this. Each week myself or a guest will attempt to showcase different types of things, as well as define our understanding of the world....or boobs.

Thursday: Life Skills. This is for non fiction revolving around the world at large. It may involve commentary, insight, or merely a biographical piece. This is the day for shocking self disclosure along with oopsies and the finest in geekery. Everything one needs to partake in the new popular lifestyles that all the kids are in to... assuming kids are in to geek stuff and feeling sorry for themselves.

Friday: Stories From The Streets. This day is for gritty stories written specifically with reality in mind. They may be fiction or non fiction. Too often we tend to escape in to these world's of grandeur where we need to worry about unobtainium. We here at One Monkey Media want to present to you a more realistic, yet satisfying look at the real world. It will feature heart rending stories, both real and imagined from myself and from others. Here is an example of fiction, and this is an example of non fiction in this category.

Saturday: Wildcard Day. Anything goes on this day, including nothing. Don't expect anything and you won't be disappointed. But hey, if something gets posted, you can be assured it is either good or so timely that you need to read it right away, lest you fall behind your friends and become stuck in the past.

Sunday: The weekly round up. This will help you out if you missed anything during the week. Catch up with what is going on with us every Sunday with one click.

This is all part of the One Monkey Media plan to dominate your entertainment. Tell all of your friends you heard it here and let's bring some reality, some creativity, some honesty and some true interest to the entertainment and infotainment business.