Shock the monkey!
Listen in as Alley loses her sanity and brings the monkey down with her. This pod is all about Alley's weekend and the stuff that happened. She provides startling insights in to her personality and her menstrual cycle.
You can download the mp3 here.
Things you should know:
1. Alley swears like a drunken sailor.
2. The monkey is scared.
3. Much of her story had to be edited to protect the innocent people, as well as the guilty.
4. Did I mention the swearing?
5. Those who are not in to period talk should run and hide. It is very brief, and explains a lot but it is there.
6. Crazy people are crazy.
7. The rules for hiring a hitman are discussed at length, as well as proper compensation.
8. The monkey would gladly kill someone for you if you are hot and are willing to make out with him for a bit.
9. I know way too much about whores.
10. Naming your child Destiny is pretty much like giving up and buying her a stripper pole for her 18th birthday.
11. Headphone etiquette is srs bzns.
12. I am ending the list here so we don't have to worry about a number 12. That would just be too scary.
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